{"product_id":"sherpa-blanket-zero-meat-tokens-left-to-spend-on-this-shit-funny-vegan-statement-throw","title":"Zero Meat Tokens Left to Spend on This Sh*t - Sherpa Blanket","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eWhen your meat tokens == the number of f**ks to give, it's time to call it a day. What better way to make sure the world needs to leave you alone that a soft, cozy blanket that lets everyone know, \"I've used up all of my meat tokens for the day and I have no more to give you so don't even try.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThe roomy, soft polyester face holds the crisp black print while the thick 3mm sherpa underside cradles you while you are compressing your context for the day. The hemmed edges keep it looking tidy wash after wash. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eFor anyone who likes their home goods warm, sarcastic, and unapologetic.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Thick 100% polyester face with 1\/8\" (3mm) pile for warmth and softness\u003cbr\u003e- Velvety sherpa fleece backside for extra plush comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Hemmed edges for durability and neat finish\u003cbr\u003e- Available in three sizes; pre-constructed with possible ±3\" variance\u003cbr\u003e- Meets safety and compliance standards (azo dyes, formaldehyde, BPA, flammability, lead, phthalates)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Wash the item only cold machine wash with similar colors garments using a gentle cycle. Tumble dry on low settings or hang dry. Do not bleach or dry clean. \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":48157593600238,"sku":"22939235838015982036","price":84.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0813\/1438\/2062\/files\/11476365123887606797_2048.jpg?v=1781665335","url":"https:\/\/meattokens.myshopify.com\/products\/sherpa-blanket-zero-meat-tokens-left-to-spend-on-this-shit-funny-vegan-statement-throw","provider":"Meattokens.ai","version":"1.0","type":"link"}